This is the
third page of the Top hundred Rajnikanth series. Rajnikanth has become a millennium
man for his followers, a man gifted with amazing supernatural powers, though in
jokes. Let us have some fun now.
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Top 100 Rajnikanth jokes: Part 3
Joke 41
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Rajnikanth
does not answer nature’s call. The nature answers his call.
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Joke 42
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Rajnikanth is so fast
that he always comes yesterday.
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Joke 43
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Once
Rajnikanth said to a quite shy girl, “Please, talk something”
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That
girl is today called Dolly Bindra.
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Joke 44
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When Rajnikanth
switches on his AC without closing the doors, winter starts in India.
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Joke 45
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Rajnikanth
once participated in a spelling test.
The
rough sheet he used is today known as “Oxford dictionary”
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Joke 46
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Once Rajnikanth donated blood to a very small, thin and malnourished
child…… Today that child is called ”The great Khali” !
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Joke 47
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Rajnikanth
participates in long jump every four years and those years are called Leap
years.
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Joke 48
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Once Rajnikanth used
the support of a building to tie his shoelace. The building is today known as
the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
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Joke 49
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When
Rajnikanth gets angry at the sun, it hides itself behind the moon. This
phenomenon is known as the Solar ellipse.
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Joke 50
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Rajni never tweets, he
only roars.
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Joke 51
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Facebook
founder Mark Zuckerberg is hospitalized with serious injury.
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Sources
reveal that Rajnikanth poked him on facebook.
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Joke 52
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Once Rajnikanth’s
pencil broke while giving CAT exam.
..From the next year
CAT was made online.
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Joke 53
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Latest
facts of pyramids-
The
pyramids were not actually made by Egyptians.
Those
are Rajnikanth’s primary school geometry projects.
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Joke 54
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Once Rajnikanth
entered Big Boss. Next day the announcement was made…
…..
Rajnikanth chahate
hain ki Big Boss confession room me aayen. (Rajnikanth wants the Big Boss to
come in the confession room.)
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Joke 55
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Rajnikanth
once wrote a cheque…..
……
the bank bounced !
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Joke 56
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Once Rajnikanth was
invited as the guest contestant in the KBC.
Amitabh Bachchan:
Computer ji apna pahla sawaal poochhiye.
Computer: Mai lifeline
use karna chahta hun.
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Joke 57
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Why
does Rajnikanth wear sunglasses?
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To protect sun from his eyes!!!
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Joke 58
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The Rajnikanth award
goes to Oskar.
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Joke 59
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Once
while playing, Rajnikanth told “Statue” to a person.
He is
still world famous as the Statue of Libery.
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Joke 60
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Rajnikanth once farted
after a heavy meal.
The gas is today known
as Ozone layer.
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