Rajnikanth
has become a legendary figure given the huge amount of jokes cracked on his personality.
We are glad to present the top hundred Rajnikanth jokes that will make you roll
over to the ground. Have fun!
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| Ironman ironing Rajnikanth's cloths (source:Facebook) |
Top 100 Rajnikanth jokes: Part 1
Joke 1
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Rajnikanth was born on 30th February. Since then February decided not to give this
date to anyone else.
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Joke2
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The British left India
in 1947 because Rajanikanth was supposed to be born in 1949.
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Joke 3
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Only Rajanikanth
can handle the truth.
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Joke 4
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Rajanikanth can make
his wife admit her mistakes.
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Joke 5
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Sun
does not rise until Rajni says good morning.
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Joke 6
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When Rajanikanth was a
student…..
……………………………………………………. The
teachers used to bunk the class.
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Joke 7
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Girlfriend:
Somebody is stalking me.
Rajni:
OK.
Next
day ……
Girlfriend:
Where the hell is my shadow???
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Joke 8
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Had Rajnikanth been
born 100 years ago, England would have fought for its freedom.
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Joke 9
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Rajnikanth
can update his Facebook status with the help of a calculator.
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Joke 10
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Once NASA scientists
became overexcited. They had just noticed an object in Mars atmosphere. They
believed, they had found the trace of life on Mars.
The secret was later
revealed….
It was none other than
Rajnikanth flying his kite.
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Joke 11
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Iron
man is known because he irons Rajnikanth cloths.
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Joke 12
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Even Gazni remembers
Rajni.
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Joke 13
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Rajnikanth
can answer a missed call.
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Joke 14
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Once Rajnikanth
thought he was wrong …. But, he was wrong.
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Joke 15
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Rajnikanth
can make coins with only one side.
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Joke 16
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When Rajnikanth logs
into his Facebook account, the Facebook updates its status.
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Joke 17
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Google
finally succeeded in tracing out the phone memory of Rajnikanth.
It is
now known as Youtube.
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Joke 18
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Rajnikanth can run
around the earth and kick his own back.
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Joke 19
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Once
a classmate spins a ball on his fingers and asks Rajni if he could do it.
Rajni:
How do you think the earth is rotating?
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Joke 20
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Once Rajnikanth gave a
kiss to his girlfriend if front of a kid.
That kid is today
known as,
…. Imaran Hashmi.
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Top Hundred Rajnikanth Jokes:
