Rajnikanth
jokes make you laugh amid all absurdities of life. We are here again with the 2nd
part of the Top 100 Rajnikanth jokes series. Enjoy and laugh!
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| Rajnikanth: the ultimate hero |
Top 100 Rajnikanth jokes: Part 2
Joke 21
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God
created the heaven and the earth in six days and rested on the seventh day.
Then,
he created Rajnikanth.
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Joke 22
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Rajnikanth knows why
this kolaveri kolaveri di.
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Joke 23
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Once
Rajnikanth decided to race with time. The time is still running.
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Joke 24
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Why did Rajni buy an
acre of land with four wells on each corner?
It is because he
wanted to play carom.
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Joke 25
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As a
child, when Rajni used to do pushups, he wasn’t lifting himself up.
He
was pushing the earth down.
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Joke 26
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Once Rajnikanth got
agitated and punched the chin of an animal.
Its descendants are
today known as giraffe.
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Joke 27
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The
steroids are the result of the stones thrown by Rajni in his childhood.
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Joke 28
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Once Rajnikanth
cracked a joke to a child. That child is today known as laughing Buddha.
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Joke 29
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Once dinosaurs
asked some money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back.
It
was the last time that dinosaurs were seen on earth.
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Joke 30
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Yesterday, Rajnikanth
bought two elephants, two camels and two horses from zoo. Why…….???
To play chess.
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Joke 31
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If
Rajnikanth’s PC hangs…… its time for the next window release.
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Joke 32
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Rajnikanth can make
two parallel lines intersect each other.
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Joke 33
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Rajnikanth
can make dogs say “meow”
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Joke 34
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When Rajni had
surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
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Joke 35
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Once
Rajnikanth hit a boy on nose.
That
boy is today known as Himesh Reshamiya.
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Joke 36
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The apple that fell on
Newton was actually thrown by Rajnikanth.
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Joke 37
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Rajnikanth’s
email ID: gmail@rajnikanth.com
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Joke 38
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If you want a list of
Rajnikanth’s enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Joke 39
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Rajnikanth’s
pulse is measured in Richter scale.
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Joke 40
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Once a boy was playing
cricket outside Rajnikanth’s house. The ball hit Rajnikanth’s window. Rajni
took the ball and told the boy to play slowly.
That boy is none other
than Rahul Dravid.
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