Top 100 Rajnikanth Jokes: Page 2

Rajnikanth jokes make you laugh amid all absurdities of life. We are here again with the 2nd part of the Top 100 Rajnikanth jokes series. Enjoy and laugh!

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Top 100 Rajnikanth jokes: Part 2

Joke 21
God created the heaven and the earth in six days and rested on the seventh day.
Then, he created Rajnikanth.
Joke 22
Rajnikanth knows why this kolaveri kolaveri di.
Joke 23
Once Rajnikanth decided to race with time. The time is still running.
Joke 24
Why did Rajni buy an acre of land with four wells on each corner?
It is because he wanted to play carom.
Joke 25
As a child, when Rajni used to do pushups, he wasn’t lifting himself up.
He was pushing the earth down.
Joke 26
Once Rajnikanth got agitated and punched the chin of an animal.
Its descendants are today known as giraffe.
Joke 27
The steroids are the result of the stones thrown by Rajni in his childhood.
Joke 28
Once Rajnikanth cracked a joke to a child. That child is today known as laughing Buddha.
Joke 29
Once dinosaurs asked some money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back.
It was the last time that dinosaurs were seen on earth.
Joke 30
Yesterday, Rajnikanth bought two elephants, two camels and two horses from zoo. Why…….???
To play chess.
Joke 31
If Rajnikanth’s PC hangs…… its time for the next window release.
Joke 32
Rajnikanth can make two parallel lines intersect each other.
Joke 33
Rajnikanth can make dogs say “meow”
Joke 34
When Rajni had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
Joke 35
Once Rajnikanth hit a boy on nose.
That boy is today known as Himesh Reshamiya.
Joke 36
The apple that fell on Newton was actually thrown by Rajnikanth.
Joke 37
Rajnikanth’s email ID:
Joke 38
If you want a list of Rajnikanth’s enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Joke 39
Rajnikanth’s pulse is measured in Richter scale.
Joke 40
Once a boy was playing cricket outside Rajnikanth’s house. The ball hit Rajnikanth’s window. Rajni took the ball and told the boy to play slowly.
That boy is none other than Rahul Dravid.

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