Jokes keep
you jovial and cheerful and if the jokes are about Rajnikanth then your
expectations are rather high. Here is the page 4 of the Top 100 Rajnikanth
jokes series to soothe your mood.
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| Rajnikanth can smile at his own jokes before you even think of them... |
Top 100 Rajnikanth jokes: Part 4
Joke 61
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What
was the cause of recession in 2008?
…….
Rajnikanth
lost his wallet.
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Joke 62
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A 22000 ton, 56
wheeler truck
Once met with a head
on collision with Rajnikanth…
Since then,
It is called Tata Nano
!
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Joke 63
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Teacher:
What is the half of eight?
Santa:
4
Rajnikanth:
Depends on how it is done….
If
horizontally bisected it is 0,
If
vertically bisected it is 3 … that’s called intelligence.
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Joke 64
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Rajni’s bikes have
semi-circular tyres.
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Joke 65
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We
live in an expanding universe.
All
of it is trying to get away from Rajnikanth.
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Joke 66
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Every morning Rajni goes for space walk.
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Joke 67
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Ram
and Raavan were in a serious fight….
Suddenly
Ram kept down his arrow and
Said:
OK, bye.
Raavan:
What happened, are you scared.
Ram: Why
did you call Rajnikanth for this small strifle.
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Joke 68
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Rajnikanth first takes
the Gold medal, then starts the race.
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Joke 69
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Rajnikanth
and superman had once arm wrestled and the looser had to wear his underwear
over his pants.
………..
We all know who won.
It
was even worse for spiderman…… He had to wear his underwear over his head.
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Joke 70
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Rajnikanth cannot fly.
He only jumps and chooses when to come down.
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Joke 71
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Rajnikanth
has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it comes in his way.
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Joke 72
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Rajnikanth’s next
movie is called twitter….
He plays 140
characters in it.
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Joke 73
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Breaking
news…
NASA
is closed.
Rajnikanth
bought all the rockets for Diwali.
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Joke 74
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Ghosts are actually
caused by Rajnikanth killing people faster than the death can process them.
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Joke 75
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In
Rajnikanth’s wedding, the fire took saath fere of Rajnikanth and his wife.
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Joke 76
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Rajnikanth can make
fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
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Joke 77
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Lord
shiva: Where the hell is my trishool.
Parvati:
Rajnikanth took it.
Shiva:
why???
Parvati:
He had to eat Maggie.
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Joke 78
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Whenever Rajnikanth
makes an error, it is an invention.
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Joke 79
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The
great wall of China was originally created to keep Rajnikanth out.
They
didn’t know… Rajni can walk through walls.
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Joke 80
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When Rajnikanth was a
kid, he made his mom eat her vegetables.
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