Happy to
present you the final page of the top 100 chosen jokes of Rajnikanth. Though it
is never possible to accommodate even a fraction of what Rajnikanth is actually
capable of doing, it was just a sincere effort to give you a glimpse of his
supernatural might. Rajni is great!!!
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Top 100 Rajnikanth jokes: Part 5
Joke 81
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of Rajnikanth
Name:
Rajnikanth
Hobby:
Collecting tiger teeth and catching bullets with bare hand.
My
records: Fought with an elephant and broke its neck.
Greatest
achievement: Skated on lava.
Silly
thing done: Swimming on tsunami.
Most embarrassing
moment: Couldn’t kill 100 bears in a punch…. Only 99 died.
Proudest
moment: When cobra died after biting me.
Something
about me: I really don’t like to show.
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Joke 82
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Rajnikanth can make
onions cry.
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Joke 83
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Rajnikanth
can make a fish drown.
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Joke 84
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Once Rajnikanth
participated in a 100 meters race.
Don’t even try to
guess what happened.
Rajnikanth won.
Seeing this Einstein
committed suicide.
Do you know why…………
because light came third.
But who was it that
came second??
Rajnikanth’s shadow!!!
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Joke 85
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Rajnikanth
can play the violin with a piano.
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Joke 86
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If you spell “Rajnikanth” incorrectly on Google, it doesn’t say, ”Did
you mean Rajnikanth”
It says: Run while you still have chance.
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Joke 87
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To
watch Rajnikanth movie on mobile in 4D, Steve Jobs is thinking to launch a
new mobile……… named “I-Rajni”
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Joke 88
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Rajnikanth once wrote
his autobiography.
That book is known as “Guinness
book of world records”
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Joke 89
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Once
a child started building snow mountains; those mountains are today known as
Himalayas.
The
child was of course, Rajni.
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Joke 90
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Once a person threw an
ignited lighter in the sky. It landed on a planet. Thus, the Sun came to be
born.
Now, there is no need
to mention that person’s name. huh!
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Joke 91
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The
missing piece of Apple’s logo was eaten by Rajnikanth.
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Joke 92
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Remake of Titanic….
Rajnikanth is the hero….. But the climax has changed.
Rajnikanth survives-
the girlfriend in one hand and the Titanic on the other.
The ship was saved
with a bamboo stick.
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Joke 93
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Once
while playing cricket, Rajnikanth hit a ball too hard….. it landed in the space.
Thus,
Pluto came into existence.
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Joke 94
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Once amid a dark new
moon night, a ghost was trying to console his friend…
……. Don’t be afraid,
there is nothing called Rajnikanth ………… and then hid himself behind his
fellow ghost.
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Joke 95
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Whales
live deep in ocean, because they know Rajnikanth lives on land.
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Joke 96
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Once a photo of
Rajnikanth was given to get it Xeroxed.
The result was 2 Xerox
machines.
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Joke 97
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Once
upon a time, a wild boar got in Rajnikanth’s way and was pulled up by nose
and thrown 30 miles away.
Its
descendents are known as Elephants.
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Joke 98
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Rajnikanth’s Facebook
status:
“Those who will not
like this status, will not be able to use Facebook anymore”
Notification: Mark
Zuckerberg and million others like it.
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Joke 99
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Once
in a sword fighting game…
The Chinese
bisected a hair with his sword,
The Japanese
cut the head of a fly with his sword.
Rajnikanth
took a mosquito, flew it and swung his sword in the air. The mosquito kept on
flying.
Japanese:
Look, the mosquito is flying.
Rajnikanth:
Yes, it will fly ………. But never be
able to become a father.
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Joke 100
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One night while
sleeping, Rajnikanth was mumbling some random numbers.
That was how the log
table was invented.
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