The recent trend of various state governments to impose ban on all the other forms of tobacco produces but exclude cigarettes from the list has forced many rational skulls to seriously reconsider their insights into the benefits associated with cigarette consumption. Even I am not an exception, and I am really enlightened by the idea of cigarettes being advantageous to human beings in some way or the other. I just wanted social confirmation, and got it aplenty from our governments.
Although, even the wackiest of cigarette smokers would turn their heads in disbelief if they are informed about the incentives that cigars bring with them. Poor creatures, they themselves are unaware of the huge contribution they are making towards the well-being of the people around them. Other tobacco products are merely meant for personal consumption. But those are rollups that are made for the society as a whole. Don't believe me! - Let me elaborate.
Suppose you are chewing Pan Masala. The crowd around you doesn't enjoy. You successfully color the clean flooring nearest to you, but the taste you savor cannot be shared by anyone else. Even your deed is not a team work, hence no one is amused. But look at these cigars - The moment you light them up, there is a sense of appreciation on the faces of the onlookers. You are perceived as the snazziest of all the personalities in your neighborhood. When you puff at someone's face, you actually do a great service to him. The person becomes your team mate. He devours the aroma emanating from your holy aperture, and quickly reaches the state of rapture. What more, without any extra cost or penance you provide him with a surplus of health assistances otherwise hard to comprehend or acquire.
Now recall any hit movie of your choice. There is a more than 50% chance that someone is most ostentatiously enjoying a fag every now and then. You can visualize the amount of swagger in his stride. Don't you want to copy that? Doesn't the crowd roar aloud when he unbolts his eyes after treating himself with the ultimate freshness to deliver a killer repartee? Are you not affected? You begin to visualize yourself in his attire even as you are inside the theatre, and come out to find yourself beaming with confidence and gist. Not just you, the entire throng is elated. The whole lot is blessed.
A negligible quantity of smoke in comparison to numerous vehicles and factories that yield daily into our system is nowhere to apprehend. But a contribution is a contribution. It is this aid that keeps our winters warm. It is this ceaseless exertion that makes the loftiest of icebergs melt, and keeps our Ganga afloat even in the sizzling heat of summer. Countless people garner amazing health revenues by taking a dip in those holy waters, and you are ones who grant them this privilege. It is the result of your great labor that Dwarka is today submerged into the sea, and all of us have the opportunity to admire it, and marvel at its historical worth.
So, next time don't feel guilty when you crave for a cigarette. Just light it up, and light the lives of millions of buddies near and around you. Care for the well-being of masses not just yourself. Health is wealth, and make sure every chap is affluent.